Twitter User X: “Did you see what Majorie Taylor Greene posted on Twitter?”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”
Twitter User Y: “Ya man, what a keyboard colonist.”
by MCSpammer November 11, 2022
Australian slang for pokies (slot) machines. It refers to the tendency of Australian tradespeople to play pokies excessively and lose their life savings, sending them into a spiral of meth addiction and despondency.
'Damo been at the pub for 10 hours, tappin' away on the tradie's keyboard. Says today is the day he's gonna win it all back so he can see his kids again.'
by NMEwakeup September 08, 2022
You may have plenty of twitter followers but they're mostly fakes created by some keyboard wallah in Bangalore.
by the real juju July 16, 2017
stop humping your keyboard, you keyboard humper, you'll get jizz in your keys. you dont want that type of sticky keys
by dilflord January 04, 2023
An inability for a person to stop giving there opinion in an online comments section or thread. Characterised by an unwillingness to back down even in the face of an overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Often a display of attention seeking behaviour.
by Mrs Joyfart February 09, 2018
When someone acts like an asshole (Simon Cowell) just because they're behind a computer screen and a fake name.
A guy who is short: "lololol your stupid as shit I'd beat you to death if i saw you in real life"
Stop being such a keyboard cowell; you couldn't beat up shit.
Stop being such a keyboard cowell; you couldn't beat up shit.
by LordoftheWholocked September 16, 2013
by ghetto keyboard 123 January 06, 2017