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Michael Jefferson

A musical icon who will be a little boy forever like peter pan
loves climbing trees and his son blanket
Ignorant if u dont climb trees
Hee Hee
SHAMONA
(south park)
Michael Jefferson: Blanket my beautiful blanket
by ayeshaeroticaa March 29, 2023
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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX
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Nervous Thomas Jefferson

When someone unintentionally self-sabotages themselves on a date by being overly sensitive about a food/drink choice made by their dining companion
“Listen Miles, if they want to drink merlot, we’re drinking Merlot.”
“No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving, I AM NOT drinking any FUCKING MERLOT!”
“Okay relax Miles, fine no merlot. Don’t pull a nervous Thomas Jefferson.”
by Thomasjefferson15 July 12, 2022
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In 1803, Thomas Jeffersonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

When you are typing your history homework then you fall alseep on your keyboard
In 1803, Thomas Jeffersonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn purchased the Louisiana territory from France.
by yhatsup February 18, 2022
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George Jefferson

The act of urinating on your sexual partner, starting at the crotch and "movin' on up" to the face
I gave my old lady the George Jefferson last night, and she loved every second of it!
by biggshow October 23, 2006
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Jeffery

An anti-social socialite who smokes way too much weed. Although raised fatherless, he knows how to be a good gentleman and treat a girl right. Loves sports but cant play them. Total geek. Probably in Oregon working nightshift at some hotel. Also may have hemophilia.
Giiiiirl my boyfriend is such a Jeffery!
by Nemomaniac77 January 29, 2019
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The Jefferson's

A family who moves from a small town to a big city for a job. Buys the biggest house on the street. The whole family takes over the court when they are outside. They think they are better than everyone but in reality they are stupid. They paid too much for their house that backs a county highway. They carry themselves like country folk who need to go back.
Frank told me all was good in the neighborhood until the Jefferson's moved in.

We were so sick of the Jefferson's we finally decided to put our house up for sale.
by mysterywoman94 June 18, 2010
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