Jizz & Split

An awsome nickname for the gas station Kum & Go. Also known as Ejaculate & Evacuate.
-Dude, lets go to Jizz & Split...I need to get some gas.

-No man, it's called Ejaculate & Evacuate.
by Lelegirll March 15, 2009
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Jizz slinger

A redneck person who jacks off like no tomarow.
1. " whats that sound." " just the JIZZ SLINGER next door."
by DoBoDaBo June 03, 2009
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jizz mist

A fine particulate ejaculation of semen, excreted from a penis. Usually occurring after multiple ejaculations where the semen has lost it's viscosity.
After stroking my cock vigorously for several seconds, I covered her body with my jizz mist, which is all I could muster after a long day of marathon sex.
by Dr. Drizzle November 03, 2015
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Jizz Clot

When a person has swallowed so much jizz that their bodily fluids have been totally replaced by seaman. Any injury thereafter will result in clotting filled with jizz!
Example: Doza spent so much time as the pivot man in the circle jerk that his blood was soon replaced by seaman. After receiving a particularly hefty mushroom stamp to his skull from James, he developed a nearly fatal "Jizz Clot" in his brain!
by nonkatt August 13, 2011
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jizz trick

Any kind of performance where jizz plays a central role. Snowballing, sperm cocktails (aka jizztinis), or any other show featuring jizz as the main prop is a jizz trick.
"We had amazing sex, then I shot my load on her. She did this amazing jizz trick, scooping up all my jizz with a spoon and drinking it. I think I'm in love."
by Jackie Lantern December 08, 2013
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shotgun jizz

When a concentrated large amount of semen explodes from the tip of the penis, typically after female stimulation, and scatters sporadically throughout the room leaving several wet stains everywhere.

If proper caution is not taken, the jizz will typically land all over the body of the ejaculator.
After Brian returned from the dance and promptly masturbated, he shotgun jizzed all over his own face.
by machisimobadass January 21, 2010
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Jizz Pill

The jizz pill is the dried semen that remains in your belly button after someone jiizzes all up in your tummy space.
I gotta shower to get rid of this jizz pill.
by Twatwaffleblumpkin May 20, 2017
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