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Jeweler Jerk

1. A hand job performed using ONLY the index finger and thumb, similar to a jeweler examining a diamond. Primarily used on those penises resembling a toddlers toe. Extreme concentration is necessary to successfully complete the task at "hand".
Tripp: "Dude, did you end up hooking up with that broad last night?"

George: "You could say that"

Tripp: "She was so tiny. She had to use two hands to hold her beer"

George: "Makes for a great jeweler jerk"
by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013
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Jewel

Something that you would consider as a blessing, opportunity, or good experience.
I've been given another jewel that my mom made it through her surgery.

I just got my dick sucked by the greatest jewel in history.

The win against Cedar Berg was a jewel in our conference.
by Joshua O. October 19, 2017
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Wedding jewel

A wedding jewel is a piercing in the genital area.

The piece of jewellery you will only see after you've wed with someone.
- I'm going for a wedding jewel!
~ Which one?
- An ampallang, or a PA, i have to decide yet.
by Dalliwerke October 23, 2012
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positive jewels

person 1" I'm likin' ya Outfit."

person 2'Yea ya outfit is Hott.'

person 3 Good look on da Positive Jewels.
by Philly Boy June 27, 2005
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Jewel

Cool Shawty
Pretty Damn Fine

Short and Tempered (:
W Person Overall
Great Music Taste
Aye, Jewel Cool Asl
by TkThaKing March 4, 2024
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Tatiana Jewel

Tatiana Jewel is a unique person and is a great shoulder to cry on. They are also extraordinary, but they don’t know it yet.
Your definitely a Tatiana Jewell. Do you now how special you are?
by Lil didle May 19, 2018
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flacid jewels

A term used to define a sloppy and elongated ball sack, with both balls hanging at the bottom, held behind an extremely small penis.
Imma do her doggie style till mah balls bang against her ass and become flacid jewels, then imma let'em shine.
by t.ajnigga July 4, 2016
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