The act of running over one's spouse with an automobile, thus effectively ending the marriage; often done to avoid emotionally and financially painful litigation processes.
by Sid Wallace December 14, 2008
Get the Jersey Divorcemug. Damn bro "Jersey Jon" stole your girlfriend too.
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I can't believe that "Jersey Jon' really DMed you!!
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I can't believe that "Jersey Jon' really DMed you!!
by Myra side of this **** April 23, 2019
Get the jersey jonmug. A Short Sleeve Button Up Shirt which looks good when covered by a jacket but prevents you from getting laid from all of the pretty ladies while they flock to the Guido with his hideously safety orange spray tan and their uber cool t shirt with a pop culture reference.
I was getting somewhere with Sarah until I made the deadly mistake of taking off my blazer and revealing the woman-repelling nerd jersey that lurked underneath. She then flocked to the douche bag repeating old quotes from "Anchorman" while yelling "VERY NICE!!!" in a voice that vaguely resembles a drunk Borat.
by RCorcio91 May 18, 2008
Get the Nerd Jerseymug. South Jersey is the best in the world. First and foremost you can't purchase lottery tickets at WaWa...only at Hertiage and 7-11 if you can find one. You can get to almost anywhere on the White and Black Horse Pikes, Rt 73 and Rt 42. We don't have to get out the car to pump gas. You look forward every summer to eat Jersey corn, tomatoes, peaches, strawberries and blueberries from roadside stands. You don't have to leave South Jersey to have a good time and if you do just pay 3 dollars to roll across the bridge for some city fun.
by Str8 So. Jerzee chick October 15, 2007
Get the South Jerseymug. a land of contrast, where the factories and poor towns are about 15 miles south of Manhattan,where the middle class towns are about 5-20 miles west of Manhattan, and where The Rich Towns entire Bergen, Passaic, Western Essex,a dn north Union County. Also where there are at least 1 mall close to your house that has stores like Louis Vuitton, Chanel, Cartier, and Burberry. If you could choose anywhere to liv in the world, choose North Jersey, Beacuse its got a beautiul landscape, is really rich, and has easy access to the largest city in the USA!
by North Jersey Boi September 4, 2005
Get the North Jerseymug. A long slender effeminate joint rolled with multiple papers and minimal marijuana. If resembles a sparkler because it is so thin and burns so quickly and little lasting impact.
by GF Bocce Champ July 23, 2012
Get the Jersey Sparklermug. A Jagerbomb with the Red Bull substituted by Heineken. A shot of Jagermeister is dropped into a glass of Heineken and chugged.
by That guy from Jersey October 18, 2011
Get the Jersey-Bombmug.