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Jap crap

Japanese made shit. Most Japanese stuff is NOT shit, it is The Shit. Generally, Japanese stuff is of very high quality, examples of the bad Jap crap are given below:
(1) Japanese cars before 1970 are Jap crap. In the 1970's they dramatically improved. By 1980 Japanese cars were great.

(2) Karate is Jap crap! Judo and Jujitsu are Japtastic!
by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006
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wap-a-jap

A non-derogatory term for a Japanese person.
Look at that wap-a-jap over there selling his sushi.
by Maxxer69 October 19, 2018
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jap sket

joe and josh pryer engage in pooping on each other to preform a secret and religious sexual act. you can also add other members such as ben fine to this act where he will make love to him self by rubbing josh's poop all over his face and mouth and creating a charli and the chocolate factory feel to the hole jap sket enviroment. Josh Pryer usually performs this act solo with dead animal bodies, such as young supple brown and white dogs called ted, he love jap sketting up the ass
josh jap sketted in joes mouth
by Josh Pryer March 29, 2013
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jap speak

1. A slang term for the Japanese language that may or may not be racist depending on who you ask.

2. to refer to hearing something you don't understand
I found an anime that looked pretty good but they didn't have it in English only in jap speak.
*someone mumbling* "wtf is that jap speak?"
by toxic cowZ March 8, 2020
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jap slap

A traditional Jap Slap from the 1980s is a special move where you perform a crouch (preferably with a knee slide beforehand) and release a powerful judo chop directly at the end of the victims penis (from the Greek 'πέος') ergo the name of the maneuver which refers to the racist slang 'Japs Eye', referring to the urethral meatus. If delivered with enough force it will also hit the testicles (otherwise known as the goblins purse) with sufficient force as to make the victim kneel over and cry for a bit. If successful the victor can walk off with his arms raised high and shout 'Jap Slap'. However, this variation of the Jap Slap may be limited to the region of Essex in the UK.
'I just dun u wiv a Jap Slap'
by idunapoo November 4, 2018
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jap flagged

accidentally having your period on a fresh white sheet
After pulling back the comforter, he discovered he had been jap flagged by his girlfriend during the night.
by Princess TJ January 15, 2016
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Jap Rash

The multiple cuts, grazes and sore skin you obtain from working on Japanese cars. Because of the tight and compact nature of Japanese cars, its hard to not get cut up when working on them.
I got some nasty Jap Rash last night from working on my Silvia.
by 4nthrax September 26, 2015
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