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AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*

man: hey kid give me your ipad :) kid: NO AURGGG *coughs like an ipad kid*
by bee_offical April 2, 2022
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iPad

A device used by some mothers (not all) to shut up ungrateful screaming toddlers while they ask me how I can be so mad as to not want kids.
iPads can also be used by some grateful children or by older people (50+) as their eyes have become too unable to see anything smaller- not trying to be rude it’s just the truth :)
Some mums (not all): Teddy pls stop screaming here have the iPad

Teddy: *stops screaming and becomes entranced by the iPad*
by Doratheexplorastwin June 15, 2021
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iPad Kid

iPad kid is a new term used to describe a vast majority of Gen Alpha. The term is used to call some addicted to their iPads. A general iPad kid is a Gen Alpha who spends all day on their iPad playing the hit game ROBLOX or addicted to watching brain-rot Youtube shorts.
"You can't be talking Theodore, all you are is an iPad Kid.
by a_guy521 August 22, 2024
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iPad kit

A cat who has excessive screen time on devices like an iPad, combining the traits of an "iPad kid" and a "kitten" (a young cat under 1 year of age). An iPad kit is addicted to online games like Roblox or Fortnight, spends most of the day glued to screens, is chronically online, lacks physical activity, and rarely interacts with their owner.
Ever since I got my kitten an iPad, she's turned into a total iPad kit—she just sits there swiping at the screen and ignoring me while I call her!
by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025
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iPad addict

This term "iPad addict" refers to people bearing the traits of iPad kids, e.g. being addicted to screen devices like iPads. But, this term encompasses wider age groups, from children, teenagers, to adults.
My brother is such an iPad addict; he can spend hours scrolling through videos and playing games, just like the kids we used to see at the park.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
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iPad kid society

The moniker given to the country Indonesia as the country with world's highest average screen time — i.e. 6.05 hours per day throughout early 2020's, now 7 hours 38 minutes per day as of 2025. This Indonesian people's screen time is claimed to "rival that of iPad kids", hence the prefix "i-" in this slang term "iPad kid society" (meaning "the society consisting of persons who are addicted to screens") akcually stands for "Indonesia".
With everyone in Indonesia glued to their screens for over 7 hours a day, it's no wonder we call it the iPad kid society.
by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025
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iPad kid

Being the backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices-type kid", this pejorative slang term meaning "screen addict" refers to the country Indonesia having world's highest average screen time, i.e. 7 hours 38 minutes per day as of 2025.
With kids in every corner of Jakarta glued to their phones, it's hard not to call them all iPad kids these days!
by Emotional Cruiser September 27, 2025
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