Danish Ear Infection

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection

Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....

by Vice420 August 20, 2020

police infection

The police won't leave you alone

Emma-are the police still there

Carol-yes they won't leave me alone

Emma-so you've got a police infection

by Caroooootako August 24, 2016

Codje infection

An infection in which mass quantity's of semen get pushed to the back of the throat and in time grows a mossy, moldy paste which cannot be reversed.

Stacy why wont you kiss me

stacy: Sorry... OG mudbone gave me a bad codje infection last night

by Campbell-toe May 10, 2016

Kanyeast Infection

A infection in which somebody listens to to much Kanye West music. The symptoms are diarrhea, sweaty feet, Tik Tok dances, peeing blood, and death

I've listened to Homecoming to much and I peed blood in the shower last night. I think I have a Kanyeast Infection.

by Uncle Jim Joe November 30, 2020

Cap Infection

When someone from New York says the most outrageous, outlandish utter bullshit with wildin' confidence.

YO you know all bitches are in New York... Man this guy has a major Cap Infection we need to amputate.

by TheoneAAAAA December 15, 2020

Toe infection

Connor might have to get his toe cut off!!!

Connor’s toe infection is wild!!!

by Not bubble guys March 1, 2022

Kitten infection

An infection given to you by a dog licking you corrosively. It may cause you to get sick or just the ick. Be caution and get a cat

Oh shit yo dog gave me the damn kitten infection

by Sorryimstillhere November 22, 2022