video game myself

A more lucrative way of saying you would kill yourself because of something silly. Almost exclusively used sarcastically.

Person 1: Did you see what Elon just did to Twitter?
Person 2: Yeah, it makes me want to video game myself

by bidnieumeostet February 13, 2023

Video Games

Killing time counting “404 Not Found” occurrences daily. Common “Idiot Mom” behavior. Def not cause of social ills.

“Maybe Mom will beat her 404 Not Found video games someday and graduate to Tetris.”

by Pussinbootsalaska May 2, 2020

video games cause violence

The new "vaccine causes autism" statement that first appeared right after Mortal Kombat controversy in 1992.

Ever since the Mortal Kombat uproar, the "video games cause violence" argument has been thrown around as casually as the "vaccine causes autism" myth.

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

Video game rule 34

*God has left the chat*

Video game rule 34 is fucked up, once you see it, you'll wish you hadn't

by A_single_bean June 1, 2019

Video Game Gutter

Any individual obsessed with playing video games, to the point that they are continuosly distracted from reality .

Please son/daughter, please get your head out of the video game gutter....

by rma1234 September 23, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

pussy video games

A single-player video game that offers no competitive player vs player. Pretty much a game you cannot stunt on anyone and waste your time playing alone like a pussy.

Mark: What single player games do you play?

James: None
Mark: Why?
James: I don't like single-player games
Mark: Why?
James: Those are pussy video games

by Leanwidit November 15, 2023