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iDate

Its when you go on a date (only you and your phone) with Siri, your virtual assistant. The requirements you need to go on such a date with Siri is you must have an iPhone 4S.
An iPhone 4S user: Siri want to go on an iDate

Siri: Let me search that for you

An iPhone 4S user: I really like you and we've known each other for a while

Siri: Let me find the closest restaurant for you

Siri: Would you like the directins to McDonald's

An iPhone 4S user: It's an iDate!
by Mike14 April 2, 2012
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Cursed Image

Please don’t make anyone read you’re selfies, any photo with you in it is a cursed image
by Bonktown October 3, 2020
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imagery

A word used to end a conversation in which a participant 'went too far' in a subject, anecdote or shared joke.

For instance, a member of the group may divulge certain graphic details of a sexual encounter. This can often lead to a dumbfounded silence in which the group will try to shrug off the lurid fantasies and visions.
At this point, someone must interject with a well-timed '...imagery'. This dispels any tension that may have gathered, and allows the group to laugh it off, before regaining their previous banter form.

It is at this point that i must point out that this word cannot be used by females, as their grasp on banter and comic timing are dreadful.

The word imagery must be articulated with 4 syllables, and must be said slowly and with a sarcastic intonation : im-ag-er-y.

This word can also be used in conjunction with a joke that has been taken too far :
...imagery
by kingapin1 November 21, 2010
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ihater

A person that is too arrogant to realize that macintosh is better technology then pc's and will dis every piece of macintosh technology.
"Jim's over there making fun of my iphone" "hahah what an ihater"
by wakeboarderreid August 17, 2007
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image crafting

Consuming social media and feeling depressed about yourself because everyone else's life looks better than yours on the internet.

This doesn't necessarily mean you have a boring life, you're just not on vacation right now like 5% of your facebook friends posting photos and showing off.

This also goes along with Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, Tumblr, YouTube etc
Sally: OMG my life sucks, look at this insta photo of my friends at the beach.

Simon: Bitch you don't barely know those fools, they just on vacay where they're probably freezing and they got sand everywhere. They're just image crafting.
by nic knut October 14, 2013
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imagency

An imagined / imaginary emergency.
I rushed back home to turn off the hot iron, and when I arrived realized that it was an imagency, as I had already turned the iron off.
by denverdigs April 15, 2010
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