Clit issues

Used by males to define a situation of "girl troubles". The afore stated situation commonly involving a bitch.

Dude, I'm having clit issues.

by Roan Schrift June 16, 2011

issues hog

That one person who will claim they have every type of issue, making many conversations only about themselves without leaving room for others pain, emotions, thoughts and feelings. You might say one thing about (for example) your suffering depression, and you will be trapped in a 20 minute conversation with them about their battles and opinion on every mental health issue imaginable. Issues hogs will have very little consideration for you, can never offer a listening ear, only their own self absorbed anecdotes, due their narcissism and inflated sense of self.

Linda is such an issues hog- when I came to her for support when my mother died, all she did was moan about her own experiences when her mother passed away.

by gettingignorant June 20, 2021

Struggling issues

The issues of struggling making something in correct order like Dominoes or more games

My friend struggled putting Dominoes in correct order struggling issues

by platinum_hackers March 23, 2023

issue wise

When an addict is in the mode of tryin to get a fix.

Feening for their drug of choice.

Don't try talkin to Daniel today, cuz he's "issue wise".

Q:Whats Brenda's Problem today?
A: -- she's "issue wise".

by BayBayBay March 27, 2009

lit issue

some lit ass sex with the person u least expect

aye bruh lisa wit the big nose gave me my lit issue yesterday shit was bangin

by kobracharmer April 19, 2018

dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that come out of your dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

i hate having dish issues

by Sexydimma September 23, 2016

proximity issues

A latent fear of developing close and meaningful relationships. An aversion to situations that could develop into a close or loving friendship. A propensity to sabotage opportunities for falling in love and trusting another.

My friend fell in love with a lady; unfortunately, it was unrequited because she had serious proximity issues.

by landbaby1 November 1, 2013