invisible bacon

An undcover cop that's out to get white people that are out buying $30 a G.

Hey man some invisible bacon confiscated my weed. It's okay though, it was my dad's money.

by Hfjdnjx September 18, 2016

invisible

someone you are jealous of so you pretend they aren't there

The boy was invisible because he surrounded himself with puny humans.

by justaloser06 June 20, 2021

invisible man

when someone is invisible

i can't see our target!
he's invisible man!

by headreal12 September 19, 2023

Invisibility

Eating the largest dose of king palpalp in your peer group used by anyone to make sure theatre is production

You don't need a cloak for invisibility

by Cody5050 January 31, 2022

Invisible

When a nigga so ugly you cant see them

Nigga1: Damn the school emty my man

Nigga2: Nah b them niggas just so ugly they invisible

by Xdfuckmyass June 5, 2018

Invisible Girlfriend

When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.

I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.

by madDarthvader2 May 21, 2016

Invisible PunchBuggy

A reason to hit somebody when you fart. When you pass gas say "Invisible PunchBuggy" and punch someone as you would in a normal punchbuggy.

*fart*
Haha invisible punchbuggy!
*punch*
Ow!!

by manicpanicd July 23, 2008