tent rage

A really pronounced morning boner. Probably in a pair of middle-aged baggy boxer shorts.

He stood in front of us with full-on tent rage

by apeman79 October 2, 2019

tent monster

A member of the world-wide "Occupy" movement who appears to be a tent on the ground and then stands up dressed in their tent when approached by police to be asked to move on. First seen in Melbourne, Australia.

The police officers approached the protesters' camp but were quickly surrounded by tent monsters.

by faber101 December 7, 2011

Broke-Tent

Anytime someone drunk has sex with someone else, sobers up after sex, realizes they made a mistake, and leaves without the other person finding out until they wake up alone the next morning.

Example #1: After banging that chick, I had to break-tent. I felt bad about it, but breaking-tent was all I could do.

Example #2: That asshole actually broke-tent... He thought I was ugly? You should've seen his cocktail dick.

by Emmalikes April 17, 2022

Tent Gate

When you take a girl from Denzel Curry and shag her in your tent (whilst using protection) whilst your boys are at Netsky.

Oh shit bro did ya pull a tent gate last night?

by Pinoyboy12345 February 17, 2019

tent plugging

When your under the blankets while your man is going down on you and it makes a tent

Tent plugging reminds me of playing doctor as a kid!

by sarahd April 26, 2015

Deep Tent

In the crowd. Talking to Gals.

Deep tent what’s up

by Gary1685 July 28, 2023

Tent hopping

Sleeping every night at a festival in a different tent with a different guy/girl.

Have you heard, Jasmin was tent hopping again. She's such a hoe.

by Blumenkettchen June 22, 2018