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Howley Rot

A term that originated in Hawaii that refers to light skinned foreigners who sunbathed far too long. H.R. can be characterized by a deep red burn on the epidermis that usually lasts for days and sometimes weeks.
"Hey Bra, check out how bad that ginger kid got the howley rot sleeping in the sun all day"
by bryan gateley April 24, 2008
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Holzemer

Somebody with poor spelling abilities. For example even simple words like "past" will be spelled perhaps without a vovel.

Holzemer ended up getting several brain scans. He found out that the recent ability to scan brains demonstrates how poor spellers can usually use the front reading part of their brains, but have a problem accessing the back spelling part.
Gee that guy is a poor orthographer. He must be a Holzemer.

See also Nick.
by ozzy8419 February 25, 2010
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holzberger

an old middle school teacher that has a closet full of comdoms that he used on his pupils. he especially likes to look down 11-14 year old hideous females shirts. his penis is small, and he takes steroids in his unusually gargantuous anis
ahhh holzberger got me!!!!!!!!
by nuuuu6666ke September 2, 2009
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howliston

'my friend howlipoo-whoops! I mean howliston'
by lozbot January 27, 2014
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friend zone howler

a guy(or girl) perpetually stuck in the "friend zone", yet they are not content. Often times resurfacing to complain that you never gave them a chance or just to remind you that they exist, in hopes of escaping the "friend zone".
Julie is such a friend zone howler, she called me 2 hours after my girl broke up with me last week, asking to "come hang out", like i don't already know she has a crush on me.
by Tenkaiechi March 28, 2015
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Howler Monkey

An insult so lame, it's funny.
"Man, you're such a howler monkey, dude!"
by Gumba Hater July 14, 2003
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howling monkey

to have wild sex numerous times for hours on end which usually ends with the girl howling like a deranged rabies infested monkey and asking for more
I fucked Sara so hard last night she looked like a howling monkey and she kept calling me rafiki.
by Nic Kalaf December 28, 2007
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