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Hot Pocket

give the girl laxatives then have anal sex
i wanted some extra lube for anal sex so i gave her a hot pocket
by frolll May 21, 2009
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Alabama Hot Pocket

The act in which a male or female splits their partners vagina lips and proceeds to take a shat inside.

In a few cases people continue to then have sex with the newly shatted vagina lips
Gavin split Ryan's vagina lips and alabama hot pocketed it. and they both enjoyed it.
by Donburey November 4, 2008
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Hot Pocket

A frozen meal that is frequently used for sexual pleasure by the webmaster of UndergroundHipHop.Com, Quest.
You can tell when Quest is 'having' his hot pockets because the server goes down - he can't have is microwave and his computer on at the same time.
by Jiang December 16, 2003
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Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a girls vagina, then proceeding to have sexual intercourse with her
Boy I’m reading for her to take my Alabama hot pocket
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Alabama Hot Pocket

This is when a man shits in a womans vagina and then fucks her while the poop is still in the vagina.
Jason gave Tak an Alabama Hot Pocket and it took her 3 weeks to clean it out.
by Cheatachu655 January 11, 2008
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Alabama Hot Pocket

When a man excretes fecal matter into a female's vagina.
"What's that smell?"

"Claire's brother just gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket."
by Dmitri B December 3, 2006
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Hawaiian hot pocket

The beautiful act of sliding pineapple slices down the crack of another man's buttocks, whilst eating a can of raw spam, trading it between the sweetened anus and your mouth multiple times. Once the spam is completely consumed, both lovers cram the tainted pineapple slices into the opposite partner's mouth. Open a secondary can of spam, and insert via a condom into the partners anal cavity, and afterwards taking a long nude walk along the beach. The spam must remain inside the entire time to incubate, until you are ready to eject it (be sure that any spam that trickles out of the condom be placed back inside).
I'm aching for a luau, so why not perform a "Hawaiian hot pocket" with me?
by Sanguine7 June 22, 2016
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