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hot dog bandit

not really a theif, but more of a psycophanatic! disguised as a robber, this once hot dog salesmen takes pleasure in stealing your hotdogs once you have bought it. A hot dog bandit is alergic to mustard, except for french.
Man: Oh No! its the hot dog bandit! he is going to steal my hot dog. What Shall i do? Jimmy, eat my hot dog, but dont digest it yet.
Jimmy: Woof
hot dog bandit by simon gardner September 13, 2006

hot dog water 

What white people smell like when they get out the pool.
shutup, thats why your ass smells like hot dog water.

hot dog flavored water 

when you take a turd and the surrounding water turns a brownish colour. This is hotdog flavoured water.
Mitch: hey dean want some hot dog flavored water?
Dean: er sure, whats it like?
Mitch: its a bit nutty
Dean: er yeah sure
Mitch: *gleefully runs to floater in toilet with a cup*

Hot-Dog Mouth

When ones mouth becomes so dry from smoking too much pot. When one opens their mouth the resulting sound sounds like two frozen hot-dogs slowly peeling apart.
Yo dude I have such bad hot-dog mouth right now
Hot-Dog Mouth by aragorn244 July 22, 2010

hot dog warrior 

To be flamboyant, gay, a lamer or any other derogatory word degenerating their sexual preference.
JoeSB is a hot dog warrior.
hot dog warrior by AShatteredGrave September 1, 2003

Hot Dog Belly Botton

A hot dog stuck in one's belly button. Possibly in a attempt to arrouse him/herself. Or to gather a crowd.
Greg used to do a awsome Hot Dog Belly Botton.
Hot Dog Belly Botton by coots January 7, 2005