the matt hamilton

The act of orally stimulating your lovers genitals from behind, resulting in either:

1.) Your partner getting rug burn between their butt cheeks from your mustache.

Or

2.) Your mustache collecting lint and other debris from the inadvertent action of stache-scrubbing their anus.

Named after 2018 Olympic Gold Medalist Matt Hamilton.

I gave him the Matt Hamilton last night. Ever since, he's been walking funny, and everywhere I go smells like butthole.

by Hard Pork Corn June 17, 2019

hamilton-wason

The act of combining wolfbagging & felching, involving a third party for the felching act...the third part is referred to as the "milk retriever"

Guy: I totally hamilton-wason'd my girl last night.
Friend: Excellent! Who was milk retriever?
Guy: It was her sister in law, Emily....
Friend: DAMN...Awesome!

by moneyshot781 January 26, 2011

Lazlo Hamilton

Someone who may be mextrosexual and receives packages often.

He's totally a Lazlo Hamilton, he's even going to the mailbox as we speak.

by Turtle-Guy June 6, 2021

Giovanna Hamilton

The SEXIEST woman you will ever meet. Full of respect and confidence for other people and herself. Does not take any shit from anyone.

Giovanna Hamilton is so sexy. I respect her so much.

by NotGabe67898 April 2, 2023

Dr. Hamilton

A asshole of a teacher and gives out demerits and cv’s for stupid reasons . He only teaches at Alma for the money.And he bully’s his own students

Why u such a Dr. Hamilton

by Wavyprincessariela May 26, 2018

Nate Hamilton

The nicest person ever.

Omg I’m so stressed!! Where’s Nate Hamilton, he’s too nice and he’s a guy you can always talk to

by Leede leedle leedle lee February 2, 2019

alexander hamilton

that one friend that wont shut up, they write like they're running out of time and they're really short.

omg, *insert friends name here*, stop acting like alexander hamilton! *rolls eyes*

by M0MENT0M0RI October 4, 2020