Have a Cappuchino

guy 1: yoo i got a fresh new whip. with luxury interiors and all that
guy 2: <_<
guy 1: wha..
guy 2: have a cappuchino for all that cappin'
by EvilTrivago December 27, 2020
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having a bagel

To masturbate. Typically used when discussing masturbation in public settings.
Dad: Honey, have you noticed how often we catch our son having a bagel?

Mom: Why yes, he gets crumbs everywhere!
by Anonymou5555555555 January 25, 2011
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Have a Cow

To have a cow means to have a melt down in a drastically unnecessary way.
Friend #1: "i KeEp StUbBiNg My Toe On ThIs WaLl"
Friend #2: "oh god she's gonna have a cow"
by mm.spook👻 January 14, 2021
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Having a Ben

1. The act of masturbating
2. Someone who jerks off up to 4 times a day
3. Someone who jerks off in public, aka. a school toilet
by SashiChucks December 08, 2008
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Having a BBQ

Means going to eat a snack in your kitchen, but you want to make yourself sound of a higher social status to your friends so you lie and say its a BBQ. Also similar to "I'm going to study" means you are really doing homework, but you try to sound smart to your friends.
"Hey foldr I can't play tarkov with you because Im Having a BBQ."
by BoferDeezNutz July 11, 2021
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have a len

verb. To masturbate at one's desk at work while talking to someone on the phone.

etymology: see Len Brown (Mayor of Auckland, NZ)
"yeah, her voice was totally hot so I had to have a len"
by Muntus October 15, 2013
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have a ring

More intense than having a bone for a girl, having a ring is the position of being so infatuated that you would marry a girl if he is given a chance
Dude, my roomate would totally have a ring for this chick at school, like damn, he was on knee.
by CSALSO December 03, 2007
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