Military Grunt Cunt

A very annoying foot soldier in the military

Jim never listen to the Commanders advice he would always like to go Rogue so he was known around the camp as a Military Grunt Cunt

by EmJayee October 5, 2017

Grunt Ring

Ring around the dick head

Every man has a grunt ring around his dick head

by Andy richard October 15, 2017

exit grunt

The sound a person makes when giving that extra umph to complete the passing of an enormous chocolate log.

Dude, we were in a public bathroom, why did that asshole in stall 3 have to give an exit grunt?

by Chredwards April 7, 2017

Link Grunt

The sound that Link makes when he is climbing.

Those Link Grunts are annoying as fuck!

by The LoZ Nerd June 11, 2017

grunting like a goat

the noise when a disgusting man has sex

I was having sex and he like grunting like a goat

by DT94 May 31, 2016

occupation grunt

An audible grunt, cough, or clearing of the throat issued by an individual while using a stall in a public men's restroom, especially when they hear someone else entering. This is done to advise the incoming patron that the stall is occupied, helping them avoid any awkward attempts to open the door or worse, peer through the crack in the door. A grunt is best because this bypasses any dialogue or conversation- both of which are widely regarded as taboo in a public men's room.

Cletus: so I was dropping a deuce at the mall when I heard the door open, so I gave an occupation grunt, right? But that fool didn't know any bathroom etiquette and tried to open my door anyway. As if my pants around my ankles behind the closed door wasn't enough of a giveaway!

DeSean: damn, son, I know what you mean. Same shit happened to me the other day when I was at White Castle. Thanks a lot, Obama.

by Longrod Von Hugedong May 26, 2016

Grunt

A grunt is someone who is dimwitted and simple. They tend to be a butt of a joke, and make good bodyguards

The grunt over there is so dumb, he managed to get knocked over by a parked car

by Chuckster_rl November 4, 2021