Garillion

An absurdly large (fake) number, similar to "gazillion." Used to emphasize large quantities of things while adding a humorous edge to one's sentence.

"We should check out the new pizza place, everyone is raving about it on IG!"
"Hell no, that shit probably costs a garillion."

or

"How long until *person* gets back?"
"Ehh, 10 garillion seconds, give or take."

by Squilliam III May 21, 2024

Garibaldi biscuit

When you go to use a public bathroom in Italy but the toilet is absolutely covered in excrement and urine, but you are absolutely bursting and you already had to pay to use the facilities.

Person 1: Damn, I really need to use the toilet.
Person 2: Hey, I think I see a porta potty over there.
Person 1: Urgh, it costs a euro, but I really need to go. (Person 1 inserts coin, door opens, Person 1 gagging) Oh my God, someone absolutely exploded in here.
Person 2: That's one Hell of a Garibaldi biscuit.

by GaribaldiBiscuit June 21, 2025

Garismatic

Someone that is named Gary from the Golden Age that is charismatic.

Betting all your chips on Higher by a garismatic guy.

by anonymous August 4, 2025

Garx

Generation Alpha alternative to saying “Thanks.”

Here, you can have half my burger. .
Garx!

by Bloxstocks October 31, 2025

cesar garibay

cesar garibay is a boss ass bitch who skates and gets bitches

dude did did you cesar garibay bust that sick hospital flip hes gonna get hella bitches now

by baker boards December 14, 2013

Robyn Grix

She’s a real stickler but she’s really cute and someone you can trust. TRUST ME, she’s really cute

“Have you seen that girl Robyn Grix?” “she’s cute but a stickler.”

by habibitings November 17, 2018

Irakli garibashvili

Synonym to yle; good for nothing cock

My irakli garibashvili is so hard right now

by Magari kaci June 4, 2023