Two-Finger Filet

(Too - Fing-Ger Fi-ley)

When you finger a girl with both your index finger, and your middle finger.

"I sir, am an expert on the subject of the Two-Finger Filet."

"Don't you believe me? I Two-Finger filet-ed the shit out of that hoe."

by Fing-her Filet December 15, 2013

Season the filet

Act of using dry or sprinkle oral flavoring on first class pussy prior to eating.

Hey girl I’m bout to season the filet and have some dinner.

by TheShowWithTheToy May 25, 2018

A penis filet

When being served a porter house and they place the bone vertically so it resembles a penis.

Kelsey likes a penis filet medium well. No red.

by The Cape May Creepers February 23, 2019

the chicken fillet

A fillet of chicken.

Im going to eat that the chicken fillet

after I punch you in the ear.

by The Knower. March 26, 2019

Human de Filet

That raw, tender state of being where life has sliced, diced, and sautéed you on its stress-filled skillet. You’re cracked open, stretched thin, and barely holding together—like a broken vase patched up with duct tape and sheer stubbornness. A Human de Filet is fragile yet somehow functional, balancing on the edge of disaster with the grace of someone who refuses to crumble.
Ideal for those moments when you’re a walking disaster and an oddly captivating work of art at the same time.

Here I am, looking in the mirror – cracked, torn, sweating piece of meat, but still holding that human de filet condition.

I’m losing hair every day, biting my nails, scratching random body parts, but I’m still that perfect, fancy-ass human de filet!

- Hey, Jake! How are you?
- Human de filet

by YaWho February 1, 2025