Felch

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Felching

by Nathanial Brash August 15, 2010

Felch

After cumming on anus hard after anal sex, the top partner licks the cum off bottom partners ass.

After fucking you, I’m gonna felch all over you till you cum again

by DogOfDeviance January 31, 2023

felch

To offer a regal benefit, befitting of Kings and Queens. Gift of honor associated with great deeds done by royalty

A King who rules his Parliment to war and risks his closeest allies is Felched by ceremony and circumstance. The sword of the enemy may be felched upon him

by wordsam August 01, 2009

felch

To extract semen from an ass using a tube.

Don got felched for his first time.

by March 18, 2022

felch

phelch or felch

the felch in the room

by needaknow January 27, 2019

Felching Pot roast

When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw

Me and Ann frank are about to have a felching pot roast tonight!

by MuntMaster86 March 21, 2024

noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.

Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.

by Demolitronicon January 15, 2023