go fetch

a phrase used when telling someone/something to get the hell out and to go away and die.

mark: dude, scott, please play yu-gi-oh cards with me!!! please!!!! there's this awesome new monster that-
scott: mark, go fetch.

by jessie r September 1, 2005

Fetching the cow

to fetch the cow

verb

Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".

Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.

by FetchezLaVache November 2, 2010

fechi

A girl who dances a lot and is often friends with a girl named adeola.
A kind sweet girl who is often African

Fechi is friends with adeola

by Best.friends July 29, 2016

slow feltch

same as feltch but you let the hot animal semen marinade in the rectum for at least 24 hours while the semen bask in the raw essence of the butt gravy and then drink with a bendy straw.

Jeff enjoyed the roasty goodness of the slow feltched juices as he sucked so elagantly through his purple bendy straw

by Dennis "Pierre Ruger" Raw September 13, 2009

Felicha

just an amazing person :) always fun to be around

look its felicha doing math homework

by akaputtputt October 20, 2008

Felching Furby

The act of fucking a furby doll in the ass, then sucking the contents out with a straw.

I totally did a felching furby yesterday, and it was creamy!

Felching furby's are erotic!!

I did a felching furby and now im gonna do it again with a crazy straw!

by Mistrfister August 5, 2010

Feltham

A shitty town in West London. Feltham consists of a bunch of chavs, a McDonald's(chavs hot spot)and a small jd. It is rated the worst place to live in West London and I would not live in feltham.

• I'm reping my end, Feltham
•shit town in london

by Feltham April 22, 2019