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Felch

When a person rectum is filled with cum and they fart.
John took it in the ass real good. Cum was dripping from his ass till he felched it out!
by Cencal 77 August 5, 2017
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carbonated felching

Hitting your anal cream pie with a shot of compressed air duster before sucking it out with a straw.
"I thought it was going an everyday sort of felch... but then he hit it with some key board cleaner and gave me a carbonated felching."//
by Ol'Man Johnson March 20, 2025
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Nicaraguan Felch Monkey

A short, young, african american male, who goes around pantsing disabled kids and felch ing there anus’s clean of there shit, whilst prolapsing them.
Chino : Did you hear about Marty?
Noah barnfart : Nah why?

Chino : Marty is a Nicaraguan Felch monkey
by landon haas May 21, 2024
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salty felch

When a man or woman sucks up salty sweat from underneath a fat boob.
Greg used a straw to salty felch Becky's bosom.
by Flieger September 24, 2016
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Fart Felch

A fart felch is a rancid, smelly fart generated after a felching session when the said rodent dies due to pronlonged anal cavity ingestion.
guy's done a fart felch and it fooking stinks. Smells like you got a dead rat up your shit chute, that's defo a real tangy fart felch
by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024
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Felching Pot roast

When you lube up a cooking pans handle stick it in someone’s anal cavity then have sex. Once you ejaculate you defecate in the pan then you suck your cum out of the vagina with a straw
Me and Ann frank are about to have a felching pot roast tonight!
by MuntMaster86 March 21, 2024
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felch

To extract semen from an ass using a tube.
Don got felched for his first time.
by anonymous March 17, 2022
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