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she is a crazy bitch. she can be nice to you one minute, then she'll be on the ceiling. she worships shaquinaquad. (Shrek, Fiona, squidward, farquad)
"omg eva is so crazy."
by wordmaker.00 September 30, 2019
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eva

A) Your the bestest friend I've eva had
B) Thx!! xx
by horselova4eva9693905 June 29, 2010
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EVA

Chick from MGS 3: Snake Eater. There's a lot of twists about her and ADAM you find out at the end of the game that really pissed me off. She basically just helps snake out, except when she gets injured and you have to run through the woods with her. I found it easier just to knock her unconsicence (sp) with the AK-47 and drag her weak ass throughout the forest.
Fanboys from around the world play MGS 3 just to knock EVA out and zoom in on her boobies with the sniper rifle.
by Liquid Metal Snake April 1, 2005
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eva

a short for anus

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hi my name is eva dumb.
hi my name is anus dumb.
by JamalJunk December 17, 2008
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Eva Smith

a character from An Inspector Calls who commits suicide by drinking a bottle of bleach. This is used by Year 11s before their GCSEs
Might have to pull an Eva Smith and down a bottle of bleach before my English exam.
by sonari October 8, 2018
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Eva Elfie

She's different than other p*rnstars in that she keeps releasing sexual merches and items, it's kinda funny tbh. She's trying though, but it's still funny that even when she's trying to make a part of her character not about her job, she still ends up making something connected to p*rn somehow
Eva Elfie fr expects her fan base, who are most likely 60% teenage boys in school and 40% middle aged married men with children, are going to have their families accept them to walk around in PUBLIC wearing socks saying "c*m inside me" 😭😭😭
by sotrue16 September 17, 2022
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Eva Elfie

by sotrue16 June 30, 2022
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