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A horrible novel by author Jane Austen, used as a weapon by English teachers to inflict intense pain and boredom upon any classes they may not like. Very dull, irrelavent and uninteresting, and a textbook example of what's wrong with the education system's choices for student reading today.
"Oh man, I've gotta plough through Emma if I want to pass English, even though it ranks in top 3 worst books of all time"
emma by zzz573 March 7, 2008
Emma is a very shy, hilarious, and obnoxious girl. She is a beautiful ballerina and loves children. Emma enjoys eating a lot of food and taking naps whenever she can. She has been known for making guys fall for her even when she does not like them back. She has a very serious sweating issue but have no fear, Emma does shower.
If tipsy, Emma will most likely be taking a million pictures and making new friends. You may find her sleeping in a room that smells like straight up weed.
Emma by biffle5678 December 11, 2012
The most amazing person you will ever meet. A little crazy, but everyone loves her. She's very intelligent, trustworthy, funny, loyal, and a smokeshow. She is a bit on the shorter side, but her personality makes up for it.
Did you hear about the Emma girl? Dude, I'd love to be with her!
Emma by SmArTyPaNtS June 12, 2014
Wow Emma’s a thot!”
I know right?”
Emma by Boi69420 March 29, 2019
Is a ugly bum who is white and likes Starbucks.
Emma is a bum
Emma by Lolspritee June 28, 2019
"Can I get a pumpkin spice latte please?"
"Yup, that'll be #.## dollars. What's your name?"

"Emma."
Emma by Literaldalek February 15, 2020