Eli

The GAYEST friend a your lunch table, possibly drinks own sperm.. and others.

Eli is GAY

by Eli Ragbir is gay October 2, 2019

Eli

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* a 12 year old who thinks she knows anything and everything. She doesn't respect her elder and is extremely rude. She only hates on men and is a solo stan. If you meet an Eli in your life run , because she will ruin it. Her favorite words are probably Coral Cunt. She also gets triggered when you make fun of her age. *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Did you see that Eli girl? She literally snorts crack........

by gottaliveitbigtime May 6, 2018

Eli

the sexiest, funniest, most loving man on earth, amazing in bed, has a huge dick, but also just wants love. he's very romantic, in both the sexual and cute way. he loves cuddles and kisses, but when hes in the mood he can destroy your insides.

omg Eli is so perfect, hes hot, hes romantic, and has a huge dick. sometimes all i can think about is fucking him!

Eli is really funny he makes the best jokes. but he always steals all the girls.

by lilfuckhead May 3, 2020

eli

A very bright, lovely and adorable person. Have so many good qualities that you always can discover and it's a funny person that you will never get tired. This person is also very seductive and will have a lot of people wanting to be with her. In general it is a very talented person, with a broad set of skills and competencies. Have a natural and labored talent for art in its many forms. This person have a caring heart and a empathetic mind, always worried about people and big social problems and challenges. If you want to have a good laugh and beautiful memories, keep this person around.

eli found that japanese song I wanted

I want to be like eli when I grow up

by giz666 November 22, 2020

Eli

A big black Jewish Nigger that calls kids a bowling ball but he looks like yoga ball and he takes fat 13 inch cocks in his butthole

Dude Tyler jones is such a Eli

by Gantard November 26, 2017

Ely

The briefest of inklings that all is not well. Things could still be turn out to be OK but usually get a shitload worse.

"Hey Jasper, I've just had a major ely dude, have you seen the hamster since I gave the tumble a whirl?"

by Rumpo Kid July 14, 2004

Eli

not wanted by anyone not suppose to be born and not worth being born and when older will have daddy issues and turn gay

that jacket is so eli

by blahblah9 February 3, 2010