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Elevator Dance Party

1) When you stick a half-dozen goofy white guys with Hawaiian shirts and khaki shorts in the elevator of a busy office/residential building. One person carries around a boombox or some small stereo in hand and the rest attempt to do stereotypical white man dance techniques like the shopping cart, water sprinkler, or the cabbage patch. The music of choice is usually a trance/techno mix. Movement is limited, so you get what looks like a rhythmless, homosexual clusterfuck. Usually will only last up to 15 minutes, when at that time someone complains that they can't take the elevator because a group of dorks are taking up too much room and/or making a scene.

2) A real sausage fest.
"When some guys from SUNY Albany tried to throw an Elevator Dance Party, their shindig was prematurely halted due to Aunt Jemima complaining about it. On the bright side, at least they didn't permanently ruin their chances of scoring with a woman for the next several years."

"Elevator Dance Parties never include more than one of two ladies tops, so it ends up being a statistical sausage fest."
by Nick February 4, 2004
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This is when you fart on an elevator, press the button for another floor and then get off of said elevator. Resulting in the fart arriving to another floor for others to enjoy.
Hey bra, I.m gonna ghostride/roastride an elevator to floor #18, I hope it arrives there in a timely manor.
by Roberto roBoTo September 23, 2011
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edgy elevator music

An extremely irritating sub-genre of pop rock characterized by a melodic tune accompanied by high pitch, raspy vocals.
by drmo75 August 23, 2010
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Elevated Side Bitch

The side bitch that was promoted to girlfriend/wife in name only.
You remember that bitch from Austin? She’s running around like she forgot she’s just an elevated side bitch.
by Bunney August 14, 2021
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Tennessee Elevator Drop

The act of taking a sh*t in the corner of an air bnb elevator in Nashville Tennessee and leaving it untouched in its natural swirl.
You boys don’t seem to surprised about this Tennessee Elevator Drop from last night.
No sir but we do know who threw up in the lobby.
by DannyGarb August 7, 2018
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Modified Elevator Shimmy

Alternating up-and-down hand motions on the back of another person in a face-to-face romantic encounter. While one hand moves upwards the other hand moves downwards, unlike the elevator shimmy, where both hands caress up or down at the same time.
Eric: Hey man, any luck tonight?

Mike: Just a modified elevator shimmy.
by Miguel Commotion November 24, 2009
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Minor elevation paranoia

Fear of elevations greater than half an inch, less than 3 inches.
I have minor elevation paranoia... omg is that a Crack in the road!? someone could trip...
by Bruh-dude June 15, 2021
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