Enemy-exchanger

People who exchange telephone numbers with people they hate, never talk to (and never will), or are enemies with. It makes no logical sense yet there's always one enemy-exchanger in a crowd. If you see one, either:
1. Start yelling at them
2. Beat them up
3. Call your nearest mental help facility
4. Run for your life

STAY AWAY FROM THESE PEOPLE FOR THEY ARE MOST LIKELY PSYCHOPATHS.

Can I have your phone number?

No, you Enemy-exchanger!

by Thisisapseudonymifyoudidn'tkno June 15, 2010

Exchange

Trade

I exchange a look which has thousands meaning.

by Rfrf October 4, 2023

The Stinky Exchange

The Stinky Exchange consists of a male and a female. This process starts with the man taking a mondo dookie while the female rides his penis as the female also proceeds to defecate into the gap inbetween his legs into the same toilet.

Man-“Damn I need to shit so bad, but I’m also really horny.”
Girl-“Same, let’s do the Stinky Exchange.”

by itookadump121 June 14, 2018

Dirty Stock Exchange

when a male vomits into a females mouth, resulting in semen deposit into both the male and females vagina.

Hey bro, heard u gave the “dirty stock exchange” to jennifer last night.

by the_ceo_of_sex February 22, 2020

dirt snake exchange

The act of shitting in another person's asshole and pushing it back and forth

My bro and I went out for a dirt snake exchange.

by Cheeseyweenie March 20, 2025

baby exchange

When you cum inside an envelope that came inside an envelope and return to the original sender

Ken: Did you mail that envelope back in?

Tyler: Of course, I made sure to include the baby exchange.

by Thetiedyeburrito September 27, 2018

Gas exchange

A ritual performed by chemistry teachers where they strip naked and get into a butt to butt position and fart repeatedly exchanging gas.

Student: "Did you hear Miss Byrne and Mr Oles gas exchanged in front of the whole class."

Other Student: "God I bet you creamed yourself"

Student: "Ohh trust me I'm soaked"

by Jaquantavius February 24, 2021