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Matt Damon Effect

Visionary yo-yo dieting in which you sometimes appear very buff to your friends, and sometimes you appear very fat.
"What's going on with Steve? He had a beer belly last week, and now he has abs."
"I don't know man, I think he's having a Matt Damon Effect"
by superawesomeguy1496 October 6, 2011
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Damon Baird

From gears of war, the kick-ass blonde gear from Delta Squad. Though Damon is a protagonist, he has the most abrasive and sarcastic personality of any gear. Despite this, he is a major smartass, and knows more than anyone on everything from mechanics to the locust, the enemy of the humans. Most often known as 'Baird'.

He's just about everyone's favourite character in the game, and he has many hilarious quotes throughout the series.
1. Marcus: You're Baird.

Damon Baird: Yeah, that's right, asshole. Question is, who are you?

2. Marcus: Baird, can you get a blast charge ready?

Damon: Course. Regular or extra strength?

3. Marcus: What's the status on that APC?

Damon: Status is that it sucks. The clutch plate is

cracked, I'm gonna have to take off the flywheel...

Marcus: Hey Baird...

Damon: ...And replace the drive shaft for sure...

Marcus: Enough! Just fix it!
by Who else? Me. July 29, 2011
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blue diamond

aka a Viagra... since Viagra pills are BLUE and the shape of a DIAMOND
"Granddad, granddad, let me borrow a couple of them blue diamonds..."
-Killa Mike in "Adidas"
by B. Rubble December 1, 2005
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Damon Salvatore

damon. aka the most misunderstood character in the whole tvd series. everyone had told him he was unworthy, useless, heartless, and a psychopath. until, he finally believed it. he believed every single word. all damon ever wanted was love, but that privilege was taken away from him. many people never allowed damon to change. he just wanted to be like everyone else, he just wanted a happy ending. no matter how much he says he is sorry, nobody will forgive him.
person: I hate damon salvatore,

you with common sense: read the definition.
by Accurate defenitions March 14, 2021
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Ass Diamond

A shit so hard, that it tears the ass on the way out, leaveing his/her under-garments stained red.
Holy shit paste! I just pushed out the hugest Ass Diamond. Ohh god....
by DrMcRofl February 22, 2011
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Thigh Diamond

The gap between a woman's upper thigh that looks like a diamond.
Damn bro, she has that thigh diamond!
by D-Day284 December 13, 2014
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Diamond Crip

6/2 Diamond Crip Gang, the #1 crip gang in the No-Town area (Fresno,Ca.). Members are seen around town everywhere wearin blue or atleast w/ a blue rag somewhere on the left. The 6/2(six-deuce) stands for the sixth and second letter of the alphabet, which is F and B meaning Fucc 6loods. There are Diamonds from the East, West, and North side. They "deuce" each other up differently dependin on what side they're from. Each Diamond member usually has their own 6locc or area they 6ang. They use slang like "deuces", "diamonds", and "D'zz" and always do thangs in pairs symbolizin the deuce. The majority of crips in the No-Town area are Diamonds, Ccuz!!
What that Cc like D'zz?
U No what it is Diamonds, crippin...crippin!!

Nigga itz Diamond Crip or nuthin!! WHAaTt!!
6/2 DCG fo life,Ccuzz!!
DIAMONDZ ARE FO EVA
by P-Nutty September 22, 2005
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