Dying Muffin

A euphemism denoting the feeling of lateral brain activity during an extremely peculiar situation

"Dude I was walking to work this morning and I passed this beautiful girl, but when I turned to look at her again she was a cat"

"Sounds like you had a dying muffin on your hands bro"

by CapnChunkNoChunk August 30, 2017

Dying Bees

When bees die because the were contaminated by pesticide

SAVE THE DYING BEES

by CAT9000 November 2, 2018

Dying

The thing I want to do every waking moment but only deterred from by the unknown of what happens after death

Someone: *makes a slightly funny joke*
Teenage white girl: *in bitchy voice* LOL IM LI-TER-ALLY DYING 😂😂😂😂”

by Cooler larrythelobster69 March 14, 2019

Dying on the dick

When a girl devotes every ounce of energy she has in service of the dick where she fucks until she passes out

Homegirl was dying on the dick

by Crashout Kas March 1, 2023

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

Guy dyed

1) the pit stains on a white tshirt after many wears

2) jizz stains that won’t wash away, making a TieDye

I went to grab a shirt for my first date, but it’s been guy dyed, I need some help!

by Gtru197 March 21, 2023

Dy fam

A common Welsh response to a question, literal translation "Your Mother", often used as a playful insult amongst friends

John: Hei Gary, be ti'n gwneud heno?
Gary: Dy fam.

John: Hi Gary, what you doing tonight?
Gary: Your mother.

by dy_fam March 22, 2023