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dying disease

a fatal condition consisting of other smaller diseases, prime examples being "shot in a vital organ disease", or "crushed by a flaming helicopter disease".
The symptoms can range from completely underlying to incredibly painful, and the life expectancy for a dying disease patient can range anywhere from 0.5 seconds to 20 years.
"I just came back from the doctor's, and he diagnosed me with dying disease."
"Maybe it's because you've got rebar through your forehead"
by Heelpiwquin April 24, 2022
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dys

best person on discord, very smart intelligent and handsome. they're usually right about everything and have the best spelling.

dys is also hilarious
dude, she's such a dys

that girl is so smart she's probably a dys
by anonymous April 26, 2021
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me earl and the dying girl

I read me earl and the dying girl and its total shit
by cockblck 2000 July 16, 2016
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dying of death

dying of death doesn't mean you are actually dying because there needs to be a reason why your dying.
i am dying of death because thats soo funny
by TheDeadPerson February 27, 2022
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dying old man intestines

When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.
It smells like dying old man intestines in there
by Pebbles B August 31, 2023
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dying

Well what the fuck do you think it means?
by CycloreX February 3, 2025
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Dying Gaul

An act between 2 men, one of whom has balanitis - it is similar to "deep throating" but employs erotic asphyxia
He took me home to "read me some history" and ended up giving me a Dying Gaul. I choked and needed chlorhexidine mouthwash for weeks
by Edmund Morrish February 12, 2025
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