The gay dorito

Sexual intercourse usually involving three men, an asshole and cheesy tortilla chips

Hey man, wanna do the gay dorito with my dad and I?

by Biggy dick November 17, 2017

Dorito Mic

A microphone so bad in quality, it's sound can be comparable to a dorito.

James: Mhmm Vrhuemm Haehhh Akiie!

Spencer: You're quality is awefull James

Scott: Yeah, he's got a dorito mic

by Votlem August 19, 2015

dorito balls

when someone goes out of their way to make a shitty definition

"Hey did you see what I made to mock this guy?"
"Thats a load of dorito balls dumbass"

by ProxyNevada June 27, 2021

vertical dorito

A way to say " Suicide " Without getting censored online.

Also probably a really painful way to die.

A short way to say a painful suicide

" Some asshole told me to go commit Vertical Dorito for being cringe. "
" Vertical Dorito??"
" I don't feel like saying "KYS" Like they did, so here's an equivalent."

by Meshitero January 02, 2023

Dorito Draws

Underwear that has been worn past 2 days.
Starts to get a little cheesy.

Damn Jay Jay you're still wearing those Dorito Draws?!

Ight cheesy gone somewhere

by DirtyJames June 11, 2025

Seven layer Dorito Dip

When precisely seven men ejaculate on to a tortilla chip and then serve it to either the last man to ejaculate or a hungry guest

Chris had a rough day so I rounded up six friends and we whipped him up a delicious Seven Layer Dorito Dip. He ate it with relish.

by JayAddie May 06, 2023

Dorito Bod

A gym-addicted mf who only hits arms and back and has such a big upper bod and no legs that they literally look like a dorito.

Damn, that mother fucker has a dorito bod!

by Bunky Blair April 19, 2022