Weapons of Mass Destruction

A weapon of minimal destruction used an infinate amount of times.

M16 kills more than any "Weapon of mass destruction"

by jj July 5, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

weapon used that destructs your ass. how much clearer can you get? its pretty self explainitory.

oh, watch out for the explosion, he's gonna use his weapon of ass destruction again.

by da cheeseballa September 4, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

What you get when you eat Taco Bell food.

That burrito I ate three hours ago turned into a diaarheal weapon on mass destruction.

by Chihuahua August 24, 2003

Toy Destruction

Noun. The practice of those who own and operate www.toydestruction.com

That was some damn good Toy Destruction Ezekiel!

by Stanley May 4, 2004

mutually assured destruction

A term from the Cold War: Because the Soviet Union and the US could destroy each other peace was maintained by theis "mutually assured destruction."

We have enough bombs to maintain mutually assured destruction

by Robert Allen August 29, 2003

Path of Deletion Destruction

When you are typing a sentence, and you make a typo halfway through, and instead of moving your cursor to correct it you delete everything up to the typo, correct it, then retype the sentence.

Dude, don't do on a path of deletion destruction, you'll delete half of your paper!

by Rvince May 31, 2009

Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD)

• Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
 “OMG!”
 “Is that going to fit?”
 “It has its own zip code”
 “How do you walk with that?”
 “Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.

OMG! You need to try this! His Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD) causes UPD for days! True story!

by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017