A definition that is political. It's hard to find a definition that isn't biased, and an actual definition.
Someone: Searches Joe Biden
*92% are all biased, other 8% are telling people who don't know him an actual definition on who he is*
Political definitions
*92% are all biased, other 8% are telling people who don't know him an actual definition on who he is*
Political definitions
by TotalyNotAGuyOnUrbanDictionary April 13, 2021

Definitions that trolls put on insulting words like stupid or dumbass that often say shit like "a person who looks up 'stupid' in the dictionary because he doesn't know what it means" or "a person who looks up 'dumbass' in the dictionary". It's so annoying when these come up.
Guy: I'm just derping on the urban dictionary. Let's search for the word "stupid".
(typing)
Definition: A person who looks up "stupid" in the dictionary because he doesn't know what it means.
Sample Sentence: You are stupid.
Guy:(really pissed now) FUCKING TROLLS!!! FUCK THESE TROLL DEFINITIONS!
(typing)
Definition: A person who looks up "stupid" in the dictionary because he doesn't know what it means.
Sample Sentence: You are stupid.
Guy:(really pissed now) FUCKING TROLLS!!! FUCK THESE TROLL DEFINITIONS!
by B52Stratofortress July 25, 2014

Laila is a gorgeous girl with big brown eyes and a smile that can outshine the most brilliant diamond. she is not only beautiful, but extremely smart and funny. She is a sweetheart and is loved by all.
Define Laila
Did you see that beauty in class today? yes, she is drop dead gorgeous.
I think her name might be Laila.
Laila looks like an angel.
Definition of Lailah
Did you see that beauty in class today? yes, she is drop dead gorgeous.
I think her name might be Laila.
Laila looks like an angel.
Definition of Lailah
by Taysofly627 January 15, 2022

Johannah: I wonder why I failed the definition test, I got "homework" right!
James: What did you put?
Johannah: A legal form of torture, especially if it is of the Algebra variety.
James: Is that a real definition?
Johannah: Yes I got it from Urban Dictionary!
James: Uh oh... RUN!!!
Johannah: bowl searching: The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomfortably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevalent on college campuses.
James: What did you put?
Johannah: A legal form of torture, especially if it is of the Algebra variety.
James: Is that a real definition?
Johannah: Yes I got it from Urban Dictionary!
James: Uh oh... RUN!!!
Johannah: bowl searching: The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomfortably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevalent on college campuses.
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