1) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutral term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
2) a neutral humorous/neutral term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be here soon and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milk out of this house, and rather take Melissa on a run-of-the-mill date or something.
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be here soon and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milk out of this house, and rather take Melissa on a run-of-the-mill date or something.
by Sexydimma March 29, 2013
Get the Jack Daniels mug.When expecting a visitor, a group of guys gets together and collects some man juice in their hands. Then they wait by the door so they can hear the visitor walking up. When the unsuspecting person walks in the door everyone proceeds to pelt the victim with the jizz (similar to throwing rice on a couple when they come out of the doors of the church after a wedding). Aiming for eyes and mouth is highly encouraged.
Note: Females usually do not appreciate this and find it more "degrading" than funny so use on couples and females at own risk...Also, do not use at a real wedding...that is just messed up
Note: Females usually do not appreciate this and find it more "degrading" than funny so use on couples and females at own risk...Also, do not use at a real wedding...that is just messed up
"Oh man we were throwing a big party in our dorm and we knew our RA was going to bust it. So we just waited, and when he came in we gave him the biggest danish wedding ever!"
"My friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding."
"My friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding."
by Hans Christian Anderson December 11, 2008
Get the Danish Wedding mug.Being a sexual fiend that has no qualms with shagging ugly and/or fat girls.
One who follows three criteria:
After 2 O'clock beware, as any girl that:
1) weighs less
2) has her own teeth
3) has a pulse
is fair game and in for a real treat.
One who follows three criteria:
After 2 O'clock beware, as any girl that:
1) weighs less
2) has her own teeth
3) has a pulse
is fair game and in for a real treat.
Stop being such a Daniels.
Mate, last night you pulled a Daniels.
Oh no, last night I got taken home by some Daniels.
Mate, last night you pulled a Daniels.
Oh no, last night I got taken home by some Daniels.
by ThaiBrideNo1 August 5, 2011
Get the Daniels mug.The belief that you are a God. Luminous beings we are, not this crude matter.
Danist practice the art of self pleasure.
Believers of Danism will recognize that the true Dan has a small penis and that's OK!!!
Danist also have an unnatural fascination with balls.
Danist practice drinkng beer and rooting for the Buffalo Bills.
In Dan Brown we trust, All hail Dan Brown.
Danist practice the art of self pleasure.
Believers of Danism will recognize that the true Dan has a small penis and that's OK!!!
Danist also have an unnatural fascination with balls.
Danist practice drinkng beer and rooting for the Buffalo Bills.
In Dan Brown we trust, All hail Dan Brown.
by The All Powerful Dan January 31, 2021
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Also Indiana's governor and the guy that said the Iraq War would cost $60 billion as George W Bush's OMB Director. We're at a few trillion right now.
Also Indiana's governor and the guy that said the Iraq War would cost $60 billion as George W Bush's OMB Director. We're at a few trillion right now.
by Shackle O'Deal June 21, 2011
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