A sneaky little turd of a coworker that takes the most ballin of shits for his coworkers to stew in. Will go out of his way to make your day as unhinged and bizarre as possible. Does not care about consuming as much free food in the break room as he can and will interrupt your work day to be an absolute menace.
by Darkmarshmallow February 28, 2024
Get the Daltonmug. Dalton is a brother in Christ (Mormon) who constantly misuses words and/or mispronounces words longer than two syllables.
A Dalton would say "Getting multiple cookies for a job an example of the toochoochie loss function (dismissing returns)"
by Yerrboy April 20, 2023
Get the Daltonmug. Number #4 on the Lakers, he can make every three pointer so you can't leave him open at any time. Some even put him right after Curry in the best-shooters conversation. He is the next Jordan for sure.
by thelebronjames23 June 5, 2025
Get the Dalton Knechtmug. The type of kid in elementary school who eats woodchips during recess. Claims he's asexual but loves butt stuff. Doesn't believe in dating but gets around. Gets really heated when you call him a fuckboy. Loves his name and poems. Constantly tells himself he's cute and adorable.
Hi im dalton
by 90000000 nic November 1, 2018
Get the Daltonmug. Dalton is a kind young man who can get pretty much and girl he wants. Dalton loves his girlfriend to death and is very loyal her. You’ll never see dalton with more then 4 girls in a picture with him!!
by Scorpionfish November 17, 2020
Get the Daltonmug. To Daltonize is to change something and make it your own. It refers to Dalton Rapattoni's ability to take a song and change the arrangement to make it his own. Dalton Rapattoni was the third place finisher of the final season of American Idol. Dalton was a member of the boy band IM5 and lead singer of the band Fly Away Hero.
To be Daltonized refers to the moment a fan discovers Dalton Rapattoni and becomes completely and hopelessly obsessed with him.
To be Daltonized is to suddenly care more about the happiness and wellness of Dalton Rapattoni than anyone else.
To be Daltonized means you don't just listen to a song instead Dalton has the unique ability to make you Feel the Music.
To be Daltonized refers to the moment a fan discovers Dalton Rapattoni and becomes completely and hopelessly obsessed with him.
To be Daltonized is to suddenly care more about the happiness and wellness of Dalton Rapattoni than anyone else.
To be Daltonized means you don't just listen to a song instead Dalton has the unique ability to make you Feel the Music.
I love how you Daltonized that song and made it your own.
Help I have been Daltonized and can't function in the normal activities of daily living due to my overwhelming desire to communicate with Dalton and his fandom on facebook, twitter and instagram. The obsessive thinking about and listening to his music and watching all his u tube videos.
Since I have been Daltonized I have been moved to tears listening to those lyrics.
Since I have been Daltonized I am sleep deprived waiting for Dalton to come online late at night.
Help I have been Daltonized and can't function in the normal activities of daily living due to my overwhelming desire to communicate with Dalton and his fandom on facebook, twitter and instagram. The obsessive thinking about and listening to his music and watching all his u tube videos.
Since I have been Daltonized I have been moved to tears listening to those lyrics.
Since I have been Daltonized I am sleep deprived waiting for Dalton to come online late at night.
by FlyingBy July 6, 2016
Get the Daltonizemug. 