Domestikos

The male version of a master at giving Domes (Blow Jobs)So it's usually a homosexual person that have got alot of practice in the art of doing domes.

Hey, Carl is a real good Domestikos!

by Larsa May 5, 2009

Domesticated Bum

A person who has a alcohol or drug problem, who sleeps where they land, wears the same clothes every day, but has a house/apartment that they live in, and otherwise appears to be normal.

Your alcoholic uncle Bill who you always find asleep in the middle of the kitchen floor naked after a night of binge drinking, that the family lovingly refers to as "your" domesticated bum.

by JadeBlueFox January 7, 2013

Domesticated Bliss

The joy of belonging to a family.

I was in domesticated bliss living with my mom. She showed me love.

by Universal thought April 4, 2018

domesticated

What happens when you get married. This can also happen while you have a girlfriend. For women with a boyfriend, she would be 'domesticating' the man.

"He's so domesticated now he vaccums the house!"

by Hyperian November 23, 2003

domesticated cunt

A sorry clown who gets married, promptly secures his balls in his wife's purse, gets QUIET and SHY, and whose idea of top- shelf highlights is antique shopping for new porcelain dogs for his collection.

Man, the scumbag list has been pretty tame recently. Is Junker out sick with the clap again?" "No, fool. He's a domesticated cunt now." "For realz?" "Recognize, son. He's like a Ken doll down there, no junk at all.

by el ultimo patron January 5, 2011

Domestica

The reality of all things diapers, laundry, car pooling, spouse and childrearing.

"My toddler just pooped on the kitchen floor. Just another day in Domestica..."

by MrsDomestica March 6, 2012

Dormestic Violence

Almost like domestic violence,except for within the confines of a dorm room. And instead of between family, between roommates.

"why did Allen drop out of college?"
"He was a victim of dormestic violence so he had to get out of there"

by heehee4321 February 9, 2010