Doink

A dick.

A penis.

🍆

Swinging doinks.

That’s a fucking huge doiiiiink!

by Jlabxo April 21, 2018

Doink

The sound you make when bopping a helium-filled foil balloon that is tethered to a weight. You hit it and say "doink" and watch it rise back to the top so you can doink it again.

Sam is flicking his finger at a foil balloon.
Sam: Doink.

by Cedar ☆ November 21, 2024

Doink a doinker

To smoke a joint or perform fellatio

I'm going to go doink a doinker.

by troublem8kR January 18, 2024

Shboink-a-doink

Penis

I slammed his mom with my shboink-a-doink

by HeyJake! June 30, 2025

Doink

A slur to describe a Amish clown smoking a joint

You Doink

by TheFishMan70 October 11, 2022