by theunknowngl October 16, 2004
Get the Coastie mug.The inability to relieve oneself of a 'brown baby'. The opposite of diarrhoea. The thing that killed Elvis. The torture that the eldery suffer most days. Prunes are the only saviour.
"In the name of all that is holy, I've never has so much trouble taking a shit in my life. That was the worst constipation ever."
by Dr. Reedman October 16, 2003
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The ability to hold your need to go number two due to an innate fear of going in strange or public places.
It usually happens while on vacation or some other trip, most times because of the fear associated with dirty public restrooms or having to go in the midst of those with you. The constipation can sometimes last for days, a feat seemingly impossible on normal days or at home.
It usually happens while on vacation or some other trip, most times because of the fear associated with dirty public restrooms or having to go in the midst of those with you. The constipation can sometimes last for days, a feat seemingly impossible on normal days or at home.
When Noah and I took a trip to Disney World...I had the worst case of vacation constipation. I didn't take a crap for 4 days. I was afraid to use those dirty, puke-filled bathrooms, but man it felt good when I got home!
by DrakeGuy March 4, 2009
Get the Vacation Constipation mug.A feeling you get when someone has called your bluff.
When you feel ill and sick to your stomach because you are the cause of a hurtful situation. You try to deny it to yourself but that feeling won't let you.
When you feel ill and sick to your stomach because you are the cause of a hurtful situation. You try to deny it to yourself but that feeling won't let you.
So, you go shopping with your friend, then go home and talk shit about them to your mate. Then your mate repeats what happened shopping, word for word to another friend and that friend then goes back and tells. BUSTED!! You should have a guilty conscience!
by Heatherdog December 23, 2009
Get the guilty conscience mug.Inability or unwillingness to express one's emotions. Creates the impression of a cold or unfeeling person. Often associated with having an anal personality. High doses of alcohol are the best known remedy.
(note to editors: I submitted this same definition for "mental constipation", but now I realised that it's really more appropriate for "emotional constipation".)
(note to editors: I submitted this same definition for "mental constipation", but now I realised that it's really more appropriate for "emotional constipation".)
He's got such a bad case of emotional constipation, if he ever did say anything, shit would come out of his mouth!
by Robodok January 23, 2008
Get the emotional constipation mug.someone who always thinks about what others will think or what others will do if they do or say a certain thing.
..kinda borderline selfishness
usually alot of Scene/Emo/Depressed/Angry Teens..or people are self conscious.
..kinda borderline selfishness
usually alot of Scene/Emo/Depressed/Angry Teens..or people are self conscious.
*SCHOOL FOOTBALL CROWD IS CHEERING*
Boy: COME ON! CHEER FOR THE TEAM!
Girl: no..everyone will laugh at me and think i'm stupid.
Boy: YOU'RE SO SELF CONSCIOUS!
Boy: COME ON! CHEER FOR THE TEAM!
Girl: no..everyone will laugh at me and think i'm stupid.
Boy: YOU'RE SO SELF CONSCIOUS!
by CARRY ON ICARUS April 23, 2008
Get the self conscious mug.Joe -"In the Capitol One Bowl Penn State has touchdown constipation from the 1st to 4th quarter!"
Pa- "Yeah, for a second there I thought LSU might come back."
Pa- "Yeah, for a second there I thought LSU might come back."
by AMchickentitsPU January 8, 2010
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