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Turing-complete

"Turing-completeness" in computational theory, is a term used to refer to systems that can simulate a turing machine; in its physical representation, a tape deck that may move back and forth and have values in a cell manipulated, according to a preset program stack, in this case a punch card.

These systems may be mechanical, electronic, quantum or photonic and still considered turing complete, provided they are capable of running Doom, displaying Zouken Matou rule 34, posting/moderating threads on old.reddit.com and wire a payment to some middle age man posing as a female Twitch streamer. However, the vast majority of these systems are embedded electronic computers with support for a 32 bit kernel and a Java capable browser.
Yo check out my IBM Craptop I picked up for $20 from Vinnies
Wicked cool brother, can it run Crysis?
Fool, this baby's turing-complete
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Complete Cumage

To completely empty one’s balls on objects/people
After last night with Amanda, there was complete cumage
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complete audiot

The end of transforming from an audio idiot, to someone proficient in audio manipulation.
"I can't believe that idiot didn't mess up that track! I guess he's becoming a complete audiot."
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Complete 370

To get or be, lost. As opposed to a complete 360 which means, going in circles
Dude, I Had no idea where I was, I did a complete 370.
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A complete fucking dumbass

Joe Biden, the illegitimatepresident” of our once proud country that was installed like a toilet, rather than elected.
Hal Steinbrenner is a complete fucking dumbass for keep giving new contracts to the overrated Brian Cashman, who is also a complete fucking dumbass.
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complete through

complete through, or deep throat, when a girl give a guy a blowjobb and the penis touches her throat
by emea June 1, 2017
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