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comfort food

A term coined by starving millennial vegans to describe any traditional dish that would not be found in, say, a rabbit's diet.
That chicken sandwich is so just comfort food--you're going to need to detox with an arugula salad with nutritional yeast.
by Tjanvier April 1, 2018
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comfort wipe

a phrase for which someone has reached the lowest level of intelligence, reserved for true retards who probably don't know how to wipe their own asses.
1."Jesus Marco, why did you crack my pencil in half? Youre SUCH a comfort wipe"
2."Comfort wipe, my ASS!"
3."Jesus Christ Susanna why'd you key your own car?" "I thought someone stole my parking space!" " Susanna your such a fucking comfort wipe. "
by KaiLilly September 2, 2009
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Comfort Woman

1. female variant of a Japanese-owned sex slave.

2. a female Weeaboo or a slut that's into Japanese animated porn.
1. "Grandma, what's a Comfort woman," questioned the little girl. "No dear, that's a bad word used by evil men," responded the old ex-Comfort Woman who was forced into sexual slavery during WWII.

2. God that bitch, put name here, keeps posting those inappropriate and disgusting drawings of hers. She's such a Comfort Woman to those disgusting perverts.
by Utosaver October 17, 2017
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comforter whore

A person who frequently and unnecessarily purchases a new comforter even though the one they have is perfectly fine.
CW: "hey look at my new comforter! it's so soft and pretty"
Friend: "that's the third comforter you've bought this month you comforter whore!"
by tsizzley December 29, 2010
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slut comforter

1. a guy who wifey's up sluts
2. a guy who dates complete whores
3. a guy who sets not standard on who he dates
that nigga is such a slut comforter.. he's always messing with skeezas!
by kita x3 December 30, 2008
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comfort player

a sports player you develop some sort of emotional attachment to over the course of watching/supporting a team. a player you find comfort in watching. someone who's personality you vibe with. they're just wholesome and watching them play always puts you in a good mood.
freddie andersen is definitely my comfort player
by bee loves hockey August 9, 2021
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Kiss Comfort

Not to be confused with a Comfort Kiss. Kiss Comfort is level of acceptance towards open affection and a measure of how well you can receive it. A person with high Kiss Comfort would enjoy French kissing. Someone with low Kiss Comfort would be embarrassed by a peck on the cheek. It can also loosely apply to other shows of affection like hugging, holding hands, etc.
Boyfriend: *leans in for a kiss while on a date*
Girlfriend: *leans away*
Boyfriend: "Damn girl. Your kiss comfort is so low, even though you were giving me the gawk gawk last night"
Girlfriend: "I'm just not into kissing that much."
by anonymous March 3, 2022
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