Columbia

I spent the first 18 years of my life in Columbia, MD but have now moved away. Columbia is a very metropolitan suburb 10 minutes outside of Baltimore, and some say it is becoming a mini baltimore. As far as suburbs go it is pretty big and not a far drive from surrounding cities. You can find a lot inside of Columbia. There are also many public pools, movie theaters, a fantastic mall, and public transportation. However, crime is bad and the way the city is built you cannot really get away from it. The good neighborhoods are placed right next to the bad ones in an effort to keep the bad neighbohoods from not being too bad and to keep from having one very bad area of Columbia. Schools are mixed with both rich and poor. Again however, as a teenager growing up there I would not raise a teenager there. All I did (and most of the kids I knew) was do drugs, drink til I could have developed a drinking problem, and engage in other things you wouldn't want your children doing. People who moved there from other places that had never been bad kids quickly became bad kids like everyone else. Many of my peers dropped out of high school and many of those peers are now still there on welfare. Now that I have moved away I realize that people don't have that high school experience everywhere. The cost of living is also extremely high. Getting a one bedroom apartment in a nice neighborhood (not the ghetto) anywhere around Columbia will cost you at least $900+/month

“should i move to Columbia?”
“depends on what part, you have to be careful in some apartment/townhome areas.

by beverly_ December 7, 2019

Columbian Cold

A cold or sinus infection resulting from cocaine use.

My sinuses feels like they're going to explode. I must have caught the Columbian Cold from all the coke last night.

by Jasphen January 10, 2008

COLUMBINE MUSIC

Music that the kids who killed people at Columbine may or may not have listened to.

Dude, let's listen to some COLUMBINE MUSIC.

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

columbiatch

a fond reference to students at Columbia University

"I miss my columbiatches!"

by SloJo1 April 29, 2006

Colchester, CT

A town in Connecticut. The part where all the shops are is small and you could basically walk from the highschool to CVS in 45 minutes at a slow pace. A pretty boring town most of the time, the only excitement is the town Carnival in late May/early June. Colchester is more of a town for older folks and younger children. Sort of a Suburban/Rural town depending on where you are.

"Colchester, CT sucks. There's absolutely nothing to do here."

by AnenomesWithFish January 1, 2012

couhetto

When describing a person - that is country and ghetto rolled all in one.

Lourine is so couhetto with those socks and heels on.

by trisrae April 22, 2005

Columbian Sunrise

farting in someones coffee.

I totally gave Marcus a Columbian sunrise in his coffee.

by someguyontheinternet87 October 31, 2009