people that need to collect jack

liam

people that need to collect jack.

Liam needs to collect jack from under moms bed.

by waitwhatwhosthis October 28, 2018

to observe and collect

In other words, to spy on people and extort wrongful/excessive fines on them. It's what da fuzz is REALLY out to do to all of us.

With so many piglice out there trying to observe and collect from passing motorists, many folks might be better off foregoing a vehicle altogether, and just walk, bicycle, or use public transportation.

by QuacksO December 20, 2018

Collecting the Receipts

(v) the act in which one screenshots text conversations to use as blackmail in the future

Susan: I can’t beileve he said that? He shouldn’t get away with that

Clair: Girl he won’t. I’m collecting the receipts.

by Claret Mcbrowb June 12, 2018

Wild Collection

A line of deodorants and antiperspirants whose names are composed of the name of a wild animal e.g. "Wolf" and a random word that only remotely relates to the wild animal e.g. "Thorn" To make the name, they just smash those words together e.g. "Wolfthorn" Despite the uncreative names, most of them smell great. Scents include Wolfthorn, Bearglove, Lionpride, Hawkridge, Foxcrest, and Krakengärd.

"Hey, nice scent! What is it?"
"Thank you, it's Wolfthorn. Part of Old Spice's Wild Collection."

by FreddyThePickle August 16, 2018

toss-across collecting

A creative method of scavenging for discarded returnable beverage-containers along the road; it involves starting out from your house and walking along one side of the road and throwing any returnables that you find on that side across the road to the other side, so that you can then collect all the returnables from both sides of the road on your way back again; this eliminates your having to carry any heavy bags of containers "the wrong way", i.e., in the opposite direction from your home, where you want to transport all the containers for processing and bagging up for the redemption center.

Toss-across collecting is a great way to save time and effort when scavenging for discarded empties; just don't toss glass containers, though, since they can easily shatter if they land on a rock or sizeable stone. Also, put some water or a small pebble inside the super-lightweight plastic bottles, so that they will be heavy enough to sail all the way across the road, especially if there's a breeze blowing in the opposite direction.

by QuacksO August 17, 2018

Collectibles

Another term used for saying you have hoes. Or many people you “talk” to.

Friend- bro i thought you were dating her.
Friend 2- No dude, she just one of my collectibles.

by Mr.Wiskers August 27, 2018

internet collective of weaponised autism

A group of spasmoidal mouth breathers who group together to bring down SJW by counter-arguing with irrelevant points until they break

I summon the Internet Collective of Weaponised Autism to shut you down!

by Bromgerine II June 5, 2018