Coffee Serious

An adjective describing anything that is serious enough to discuss over coffee instead of alcohol.

"Hey, meet me at the cafe in 10 minutes, Bill got thrown in jail last night, this is coffee serious."

by thesecondcontrecoup June 16, 2009

Coffee jelly

a very delicious dish that a pink haired guy named kusuo saiki loves.

saiki: I don’t have time for you!
I have to eat coffee jelly.
kaidoo: *sad face*

by sweetkittycat January 2, 2022

Coffeed Out

1. When you have consumed too much coffee and you feel like your gutts are curling up.

2. A caffeine overdose.

Fuck me, I'm coffeed out. I've been drinking this shit all day It's like engine oil and my insides are curling up.

by tennooge May 3, 2011

coffee graveyard

The discrete location (usually somewhere "outback") where you or someone you know always pours out all the old coffee. Other things can be included such as, old mop water, hot dog water, but for the most part it is just old coffee. If you ever go try and dig up a coffee graveyard site, you will find that you have to dig about 3 feet deep before you are past the coffee oil.

Is this a fresh pot?
No, just make another.

Where can I pour this out at?
Out back, you'll see the coffee graveyard.

by T.J. Dubz February 23, 2008

coffee shop

another word for a drug house...

"hey lets go score some dope at the coffee shop"

by knoitall April 20, 2007

Getting coffee

Hooking up or having casual sex with a friend or coworker.

Her: Let go get coffee.
Him: But I don't drink coffee.

Her: Me either ;)
Him: I'm getting coffee today/ tonight.

by China0123456789 October 16, 2016

cup of coffee

Is code for sex. When you ask someone to get a "Cup of coffee" you assume they know what it means. If not then you are in for embarassment.

Clint: So, do you want to get a "cup of coffee"?

Anne: I don't drink coffee.

Clint: No. i mean "a cup of coffee".

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 23, 2005