Chefty

An adjective for a very strong and unusual chode.

Yo' I can bench press that bitch with my chefty chode!

by nikkerjoo October 26, 2009

iron chef

While having sexual intercourse with a woman, the man grips her hair in handlebars fashion. When the penetrating partner feels close to orgasm, he rips the pigtails off of his lover, ejaculates on the back of her head, and proceeds to beat the poor girl to death, using the pigtails as blunt objects and pounding them on her skull.

Girl: "Oh, have you seen that show, Iron Chef?"
Guy: "I actually do some Iron Chef stuff myself."
Girl: "You cook!?"
Guy: "Sure. Let's go back to my place and I'll show you."

by Intoxicated Turtle Fetus February 6, 2008

cheffer

a jock or a jock-like entity (either a boy or a girl can be a cheffer, but usually a female cheffer is characterized by the fact that she hangs out with male cheffers). Also cheff

"I think that cheffer just called me a faggot."

or

"That cheffer is so drunk, she's making out with a dog."

by Gar Hole April 19, 2005

Chel-c

A badass motherfucker who has a good taste in music.

chel-c is a badass

by derrrrp May 26, 2010

Chelfie

1. Chinese Selfie

2. To take a selfie with nothing significant around or for no particular reason.

Bro.. Look at that dude taking a selfie next to that bin.

Man that's such a pointless chelfie..

by CBear618 March 5, 2014

chef's crack

the result of working long hours in a hot kitchen, when the sweat from your back slowly dribbles down and inbetween your buttcheeks and starts to mix with the residue of uncleaned feaces still left there, then gets constantly mixed by the "chef" moving around and if left for days will develop and mature into an unidentifiable black substance. congratulations, you have achieved chef's crack. smells extremely bad. and a very fermented sample may have traces of crude oil and motor lubricants smells, together with an overpowering smell of shit and old jogging socks.

antonio at Fat Angelo's had a very bad case of chef's crack, no one wanted to be near him.

by pyrogenetix November 15, 2006

chef brian

A Humorous character that rarely appears in the comic ctrl+alt+del found at ctrlaltdel-online.com

Dude, did you see Chef Brian shove a carrot in that one guy's eye to show why the lines on the road are yellow?

by ABSATH September 28, 2004