chicken cottage

high quality grandma bangin

Oi Jamal you fuckin druggo wanna get some chicken cottage

yeah boss you mean marijuana

by gungating March 11, 2018

Bathroom centaur

Two people having sex while standing up, both facing forward on a bathroom cubicle, and their feet are visible from the outside of the cubicle.

I thought I just imagined it, but I swear saw your girl's shoes in the front legs of a Bathroom Centaur.

by Vincylicious Bro September 19, 2021

detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?

Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day

PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*

by CallMeBez April 8, 2023

Cottage Body Cheese

Cellulite that covers the entire body.

Looking at you is like looking at a spoiled vat of cottage cheese, causing you to have Cottage Body Cheese Syndrome.

by Capitan Kirk January 23, 2007

Cottageing

A brittish slang word for anonomous gay sex in a brittish public toilet, or cruising for sex with a stranger( brittish public toilets used to look like cottages.). giveaways of cottageing are removed light bulbs and holes in the cubicle walls.

Oi mate fancy going cottageing. or, would you mind taking a look at this.

by cottage man April 28, 2011

certainteed

adj.

Certainly gauranteed; guaranteed to be certain; fasho (for sure); no doubt.

Thug: "When are you getting that new car homes?"
Graduate: Next month, son, certainteed.

by Choy Boyeeeeeeee January 10, 2005

cottage shirt

A shirt worn at a cottage and around town while cottaging. MUST be a plaid collared shirt, but with only 2 buttons done up (no buttons is also allowed) and the sleeves rolled up. Used for protection from cold wind and bugs and in stores that require shoes and a shirt (flip flops are mandatory while cottaging) Can be worn for as many days as needed since cleanliness doesnt matter and laundry isnt done at a cottage.

Mom: are you all packed for the cottage?
Me: yeah i have my swim trunks and my cottage shirt what more do i need?
Mom: (muttering) kids these days...

by cottager July 11, 2011