Certified pre-owned child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage
by Mama trance July 21, 2023
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Certified Asian

When you get high and your eyes get squinted enough to look Asian.
"Bro you like certified"
"Yeah I just because a certified asian"
by Certified Asians March 19, 2022
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pam certified

A female that takes dick in her pussy, ass, and mouth with a male vouching or certifying to that fact.
Boudreaux told Thibodeaux that Rebecca was Pam certified on their date this past weekend.
by Proffesor Scott February 01, 2017
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Certified Rizzler

A person who went to the school of Charisma and graduated top of his class is known as a Certified Rizzler. This person has a a mass inhuman amount of charisma which he or she uses to attract those they feel attraction to. This high amount of rizz certifies them to be a top tier Rizzler.
Mrs Garo a certified Rizzler rizzed up Mr Garo.

She was such a Rizzler she rizzed up the whole school.
by Elric July 23, 2024
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Certified Rizzler

A person who went to the school of Charisma and graduated top of his class is known as a Certified Rizzler. This person has a a mass inhuman amount of charisma which he or she uses to attract those they feel attraction to. This high amount of rizz certifies them to be a top tier Rizzler.
Before getting married MRS Manzano rizzed MR Garo making her a certified Rizzler.

Her Rizz was so powerful she rizzed the whole school up making her a Certified Rizzler
by Elric July 23, 2024
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Certified Rizzler

Someone who is formally educated in the school or Charisma being filled with a such a mass quantity of charisma it turns into Rizz which in exchange makes you certified and attracts various woman and or men.
Ms Manzano is a certified Rizzler pulling Mr Garo

She is a Rizzler since birth
by Elric July 23, 2024
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M.F.A certified

M.F.A certified means Mutha Fucking Assassins M.F.A certified
She is a member of the MFA certified ! street name 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤬😁😘
means Mutha Fucking Assassins M.F.A certified
by Sound the alarm 🚨 December 11, 2021
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