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National take calvin to Panda Express day

Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt
by Nejeivk June 15, 2020
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Wednesday Calvin

(Noun) Wednesday Calvin is when Calvin doesn’t want to go out on the weekend from Sunday through Tuesday because he partied too hard the previous weekend. It is impossible to get him to commit to party plans during these days. However by Wednesday his degenerate energy has been renewed and he will immediately say yes to any party plans you propose.
Sean: Calvin says he doesn’t want to club on Friday, he’s burnt out from partying this weekend.

Kenny: Just wait for Wednesday Calvin.
by kh1985 November 22, 2021
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Calvins

Boxer-brief style underwear; short for clothing designer Calvin Klein
Girl: Do you wear boxers or briefs?
Guy: Naw girl I wear Calvins.
by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022
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Calvin

If you disobey, MMMMMMM!!!!!! she will devour your soul! the dark lord herself! execution!!!!!!!!(she also enjoys stabbing people with highliters.
"No please! Lord Calvin, Have Mercy!"
Calvin: "Oh, you didnt turn in your math homework little boy! NO Mercy!"
by insidecheesegrater June 15, 2018
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calvin

calvin is the love of my life, my best friend, calvin will always be here for me, he is so so amazing and makes me smile all the time, he is so so handsome and he’s perfect in every way, i love him with all my heart, he respects me more than anyone and is so caring and thoughtful, i truly love him so much
Calvin is the person meant for me and i can’t imagine my life without him
by ejp December 28, 2021
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Calvin

Stinkiest bastard on the planet
Calvin stinks of piss
by Cqlvin stinks June 26, 2020
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Calvin

Most annoying guy ever; steals all your friends and is hella ugly
Ew is that Calvin?
by reallestofthenall January 18, 2024
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