useless customer

Stupid peaces of shit that nobody cares about like most asshole customers. you have to deal with on a daily basis at work. The stupid idiots that you just want to punch in the face and choke them because they exist. Abolish these idiots.

Customer: you're a useless employee, you should be fired.
Employee: you're a useless customer that needs to get the fuck out of here and never come back.

by Joocy gainz February 22, 2021

Customs Bad

Term used to describe Custom Cards posted on the Duelingbook main menu by a random person.

M.M. Rando "Hey check out this cool custom card(s) I made! I hope its balanced!"
Protagonist "Customs Bad"

by TheConstruct April 24, 2021

custom settings

Custom settings refers to someone out of the ordinary, primarily people part of the LGBTQ+ community, particularly Non-binary people.

Im not straight, I’m set on custom settings

by Definerofthecwntuary April 28, 2021

The customers behind George

"The customers behind George" is an expression used to describe something that sucks, is boring and/or ruins your day.

This math class is like the customers behind George!

by EpicBrainKing June 7, 2021

Custom Labs

Custom labs is an entity we created to funnel our dreams into in the hopes of developing it into something extraordinary and unlike anything seen before

Have you seen the ghost project by Custom Labs?

by Knightfire June 27, 2025

Customer Suckcess

When your job is to be a trusted advisor for customers, but your product sucks so hard, all you can guarantee is customer suckcess.

Bob: "Oh, I didn't tell you? The customer terminated their contract"
Jane: "Wait, so you mean my title has been changed to Customer Suckcess Manager?"
Bob: "Indeed..."

by GlazeHer July 1, 2025

Custom Cookie

A playful and affectionate term for a trans woman’s downstairs masterpiece—crafted with care, uniqueness, and a little personal flair. Just like a handcrafted cookie, it’s one-of-a-kind and made to be enjoyed with pride.

She’s feeling confident and loving her custom cookie —baked to perfection!

by zxombea January 31, 2025