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Bruno

Bruno is a "villian" not really though. He is a very sweet man, who owns rats. He may be like 50 years old but, he has so many simps. (I'm one of em)
by urmomslefttesticle January 25, 2022
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Bruno

Bruno is a weird guy he has a lot of pain in his heart but will never show it off, he is a bit shy, but in the cute way!!! He is very good looking! He enjoys listening to music, he never opens up to anyone because he fears they’ll betray him or laugh at him, loves traveling, he’s soulmate is and will forever be a Valentina or a Ivana , Bruno has a small dick!!!!!! but don’t worry your soulmate weather it’s Valentina or ivana will love you anyway. The only person that really likes him because of the person who he is is Valentina or Ivana the other ones just like him because of convenience ( he’ll notice once he starts giving Ivana or Valentina the chance to know each other better)
Bruno loves Valentina
Bruno always makes plans at last minute
Bruno is really mean
by Ana la goddess July 22, 2020
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Bruno

A name for a white man in blackface who says the no no word
bruno be like aughhhhhhh
by Black. White. September 3, 2022
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to pull a Bruno Mars

the act of being very sweet in public, especially towards a girl/your girlfriend and then doing something shitty (like breaking up with her in a text)
A: Did you hear about Kelly and Matthew?
B: Yeah man. They seemed to be perfect for each other yesterday!
A: I didn't think he was the kind of guy to pull a Bruno Mars.
by michellenya November 12, 2011
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Bruno Moreda

A grumpy, stubby, red-dick, hairless, no cow milking, squanch mating creature residing in the small town of Valley Ford, Ca.
What’s wrong with that guys red penis dad?
He most definitely is a Bruno Moreda son.
by Trumpfux December 26, 2019
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Bruno

a nickname for master splinter a boy whos a rat and trains four turtles
Stranger: So where do you live bruno?
Master Splinter: in the sewer with my sons
by bigfagbitch December 2, 2019
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Bruno

Bruno is a young man who is very socua. He always stays neutral, and doesn’t really get mad at people. He is very smart and helpful. His girlfriend Jessica is also very smart and similar to him.
Omg have you told Bruno the latest tea?!
by coahforlife March 2, 2019
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