The Boulder

A living creature disguised as a human. It originated in the Himalayan Mountains. The boulder is an immensely strong creature, able to crush objects and people with ease. Some say the boulder has the ability to roll at tremendous speeds, even on flat terrain. Stories of the boulder range far and wide, each tale different from the rest. Some say it sustains its life from the solar rays of the sun. Some say it gets all the sun it needs from Pokemon Sun. And some say that it gains its power from a most sticky and horrendous liquid, sugar water. The latest news of the boulders whereabouts and its disguise vary from each and every article. But one prominent one remains. That it hides itself in the disguise, of a stout Asain man.

Watch out, the Boulder is coming!

by The_All_Knowing_Wizard September 25, 2017

Over-the-shoulder-boulder

A term used in sexual related jokes which are designed in a manner to insult women. Done while fucking a chick in a rocky area. As the man is about to Skeet, he reaches over his shoulder and picks up a boulder behind him. He then slams the rock down onto the woman as he nuts, killing her in the process.

We were out at Lake Travis over spring break and I met this dirty whore. I got her wasted and was fucking her out on the cliff over the lake. She kept bitching about me taking so long so I gave her the "over-the-shoulder-boulder." Yeah, she shut the fuck up.

by Gangsta Rich June 20, 2006

Boulder Boobies

When a person boobs are so stone hard it could crush anything

"Hey, Daniel has some mighty BOULDER BOOBIES"
"Yeah.. I could tell with half of your face gone... "

by Surfmad February 07, 2022

Boulder Boobies

Boobies so hard it could crush a human

"Daniel has some might boulder boobies!"
"Yeah I could tell with half of your face gone... "

by Surfmad February 07, 2022

boulder brain

A boulder brain is a Norfolk inbread male, who is over weight has poor hygiene, rarely washes towels sheets.... stresses over everything but not as much as his trouser button. Pants always down crack showing. Loverble, simple, germ ridden.

Lewis,you boulder brain, go have a wash!

by Neilwill September 26, 2019

Snow boulder

When you wait a week to cum and take pills for more seamen. You let our a huge load on her face. Then proceed to lick it off and kiss her.

You: you like to snow ball
Her: babe that was a snow Boulder

Baby I been wanting to snowball you.
Well get ready cause I'm a give you a snow boulder

by Wavylife May 29, 2022

boulder artist

n. Person who paints, photographs, or arranges rocks in stunningly creative ways.

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Have you seen Erin's photos of Machu Picchu? She is truly a boulder artist.

Bolder than who?

by gnostic3 November 18, 2017